that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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