it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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