All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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