my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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