Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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