Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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