She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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