we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Randomize
