I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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