Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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