I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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