i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything