Your mouth is God's brothel.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window