he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL