I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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