Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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