i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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