Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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