So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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