i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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