no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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