I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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