i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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