O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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