FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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