why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16