Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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