I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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