I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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