I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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