I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Let's get the cat blown out
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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