I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
no, he came in my armpit
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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