So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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