this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/