Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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