there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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