what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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