Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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