Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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