Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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