I am spending my child support on dildos
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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