He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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