Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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