This girl is more easily done than said...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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