I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My hand turned me down
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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