id be glad to
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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