You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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