So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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