he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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