at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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