Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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