i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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