I think I am morally bankrupt
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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