fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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