Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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