I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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